A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
– Do you have any bananas?
– No,I don’t. ( says the barman)
– Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
– No,I have not got any bananas!
– Do you have any bananas?
– If you ask me that question one more time, I’ll nail your tongue to the counter!
– Do you have any nails?
– No,I don’t.
– Do you have any bananas?
Lolll…..
Marriage joke: What do you want to be after reincarnating?
Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, “Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature.”
His wife replies, “I want to be a cow!”
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The man says, “No, a different one.”
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