A blonde lived with two blonde roommates. She bought a new car, and on the way home from the dealer she got caught in a terrible hail storm. Her brand new car was dented all over.
she called the service department to ask what she should do. The service chief, being a prankster, told her to wait till the car was cool and then blow hard on the tailpipe, which would pop out all the dents.
A half-hour later her roomies saw her on her knees behind the car, blowing as hard as she could.
They asked what the heck she was doing and she told them, adding in a perplexed tone “But it’s not working”.
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“You dummy,” one of her blond roommates said. “You have to roll up the windows first!“
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Two blondes wanted to open their car.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.
A blonde goes to Best Buy and looks at the TVs.
A blonde goes to Best Buy and looks at the TVs.
An employee comes over and asks if she needs help.
The blonde replies, “Yes, I would like you to show me what all these buttons do.”
The employee cringes at her dumbness, but he remembers that she is,
after all, a blonde, and shows her the buttons.
He begins, “This is the volume button. It makes the sound louder
or softer. This is the channels button. It changes the channels.
And this is the power button. It turns the TV off or on…”
The
blonde interrupts, “But what if I’m trying to turn the TV off
and it turns it on instead?”
