Things to ponder
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why you have to click on “Start” to stop Windows XP?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn’t mouse-flavoured cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a “new and improved” flavour?
Why they don’t make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don’t shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport “the terminal” if flying is so safe?
Why is FISHING better than DATING?
WELL… You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and make it promises.
Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go.
You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler.
If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie at the minimum.
Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
In life, there are really only two things to worry about.
Either you are well, or you are sick: If you are well, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you are sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you get better, or you die. If you get better, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you die, there are two things to worry about. Going to Heaven, or going to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there’s nothing to worry about!
If you go to Hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends that you won’t have time to worry…
So why worry at all?
