A blonde, brunette, and redhead are waiting in front of the pearly gates when God comes out to greet them
“Usually I wouldn’t let any of you girls in, but I’m having a good day. I’ll give you all a deal. If you can climb my 1000 stair staircase and listen to a joke at each step without laughing I’ll let you in.”
They all agree.
The brunette loses at the 100th step. The redhead loses at the 500th step. The blonde makes it to the 999th step and begins to laugh historically. God asks her “You were so close, why did you laugh?”
She replies “I just got the first one.”
A blonde wanted to earn some money
A blonde wanted to earn some money
A blonde wanted to earn some money, she decided to become a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
“How about 50 dollars?” said the blonde.
The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
“You’ve finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the 50 dollars.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari!”
