An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard.
I could tell by his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of.
He approached me calmly and I patted him on the head several times.
Then he followed me into my house, walked slowly down the hall, curled up in the corner, and fell asleep.
An hour later he went to the door and I let him out.
The next day he was there again, greeted me in my yard, walked inside and resumed his spot in the hall, and again slept for about an hour.
From time to time, it lasted several weeks.
Curious I pinned a note to his collar: “I would like to find out who the owner of this wonderful sweet dog is and ask if you are aware that almost every afternoon your dog comes to my house for a nap.’
The next day he arrived for his nap, with a different note pinned to his collar: “He lives in a home with 6 children, 2 under 3 years old – he is trying to catch up on his sleep. Please, may I come with him tomorrow?’
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A Talking Dog For Sale
A man sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rings the bell and the owner tells him that the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
“You talk?” he asks.
“Of course,” the dog replies.
“So what’s your story?”
The dog looks up and says, “Well, I discovered my gift of talking quite young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting with spies and world leaders in rooms because no one thought a dog was eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I was not getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. There I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.
The owner says, “Ten dollars.”
The guy says, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”
“Because he’s a liar. He didn’t do any of that stuff!”
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