The teacher addresses a student and asks him: “How many kidneys do we have?”
“Four!,” The backbencher student responds.
“Four? Haha.”
The teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students’ mistakes and demoralizing them.
“Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,” the teacher orders a frontbencher.”
“And for me a coffee!”, the backbencher student added.
The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.
Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: “You asked me how many kidneys‘ we have.”
“We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
Life demands much more understanding than knowledge.
The 6th-Grade Science Teacher Asked Her Class.
Mrs. Parks, a 6th-grade science teacher, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until Little Marry stood up and said, “You shouldn’t be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!” ”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Marry’s mouth fell open.
Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anyone?
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
“Very good, Billy,” Mrs. Parks said, then turned to Little Marry and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
“One, you have a dirty mind.
“Second, you didn’t read your homework.
“And third, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
