A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver

Blonde story 1:

A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and says, “You failed to stop at the red light. Let me see your driver’s license.”

The blonde asks, “What does that look like?”

The blonde cop answers, “It is rectangular and has your picture on it.”

The blonde looks around inside her purse and mistakes her mirror for the license. When she hands it to the blonde officer,

he looks at it and replies, “Oh, I didn’t know you were also an officer. You can go!”

Blonde story 2:

A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time.

Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window, “Pull over!”

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The blonde responds, “No Silly, it’s a scarf.”