A blond man and a dark-haired girl were married and about to have a baby.
One day the woman gave birth and the man took her to the hospital. He was holding her hand as she went through a difficult delivery.
In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said:
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“All right, who’s the other father?”
Welfare Blonde
A blonde girl goes to the city hall to register for welfare benefits. “How many children do you have?” asks the council worker.
“15” replies the blonde girl.
“15???” the council worker says.
“What are their names?” “Mary, Mary, Mary, ….. and Mary
“Doesn’t that get confusing?”
“Naah…” says the blonde girl “it’s great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout Mary, YER DINNER’S READY or Mary GO TO BED NOW and they all do it…”
“What if you want to speak to one individually?” says the perturbed council worker.
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“That’s easy,” says the girl… “I just use their surnames”
