A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from someplace far off, to meet this friend.
She reached there in a few hours.
After spending a few days there, she decided to come back and called her mother to see her that evening.
But she didn’t come home in the evening or the next day.
When she finally got home on the third day, her desperate mother ran and asked her what had happened?
She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”
A Man selects a toy car in a kid shop
In a shop for kids. Peter selects a toy car, comes to the cash desk, and gives the cashier money cards from the Monopoly game.
The cashier:
– Are you stupid? This isn’t real money!
Peter:
– You’re stupid. The car is not real either.
