A wife sent a SMS to her husband. Wife: Hi Baby Husband: Hi Darling (Sending Failed) Wife: Are you there? Husband: Yes, yes, darling, I am here. (Sending Failed) Wife: Are you ignoring me or what? Husband: Honey, I am not. I am trying to...

A high-class-looking woman sat down next to me on the train. I took in a breath and asked aloud, “What’s that smell?” She turned to me, looked down her nose, and said, “Chanel, 500 dollars an ounce.” She turned away. About 10...