One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one. The man asks, "How much does the yellow cost?" The assistant says, "$2000". The man...

A plane takes off with two hours delay. Once in the air a passenger asks the flight attendant: “Why did we take off so late?” To which the flight attendant replies: “Well, the pilot noticed some smoke and weird noises coming from the...