A 10-point buck walked into a lodge restaurant and ordered a burger and fries. After the deer finished and was paying, the cashier said, "We don't see too many deer around here." "At these prices," replied the buck, "I'm not surprised." After...

John, a rural farmer, decided to visit the zoo in the capital with his family. He has a lot of fun and comes back ecstatic. His neighbor Tolya asks him what he saw there. "Well, I saw a giraffe." "What's a...