Two men went into a chocolate store.
As they were busy looking around, the first man stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, the first man said to the second man, “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me. You can’t beat that!”
the second man replied, “You wanna see something better? Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So they went to the counter and the second man said to the shop boy, “Do you wanna see magic?”
The shop boy replied, “Yes!!!”
the second man said, “Give me one chocolate bar.”
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it.
Then he asked for a second, and he ate that as well.
Finally, he asked for the third and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked, “But where’s the magic?”
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The second man replied, “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find them!”
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A man lost his coat
Two senior gentlemen are working at a sewage treatment plant.
One guy finds his buddy standing above a vat of sewage with a long rake.
“What are you doing there?!” he yells
“My coat fell in!” he said
“You’re not really gonna wear that again are you?!” his friend said worriedly.
“No, no. Gosh no!” Says the old man to the relief of his friend. “I have to get it back though. My teeth are in the pocket!”